Too Many Dicks in the Drawer

20 May 2020 | News

If you’ve been thinking about butt stuff, now is a great time to try something new out. 
 
Mostly because I’ve just taken stock of My dildo drawer and rediscovered the toys that I brought home from London in order to provide to you beautiful people and instead they’ve been languishing forgotten and unloved at the back of a drawer. Also because in the mix of things I also found some butt plug sets that are most excellent for beginners and for prostate play.
 
  1. Fill in the form below with what you would like to purchase. Use the message box to detail quantities (if more than one) and colour preference if any.
  2. You will receive an invoice from Me. If your colour preference is no longer available, I’ll let you know.
  3. You pay the invoice.
  4. I package your order and post it. I will provide you with a tracking number.
  5. BUTT STUFF IS DELIVERED!

Prices

Dildos are $25 each
Butt plugs are $20 each
Butt plug sets are $50 each
Postage is AusPost standard rates. $9.20 for parcels under 500g and $13.55 for parcels up to 1kg.

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Toy Selection

12 + 12 =


Important Information

  • I am not in the business of selling sex toys. What is available is what I have. 
  • They are all clean* and the only items that have ever been used are the D.VICE butt plugs.
  • Dildos and butt plugs are made with love in London by Babes N Horny except where noted.
  • All toys are high grade silicone.
  • There are no refunds, there are no returns, there are no discounts. These are all exceptional toys and the prices are fair.
  • All images are taken next to a small BIC lighter to provide a size reference.
 
* TBH there may be some cat hair because apparently it has more staying power than glitter.

Dildos

Butt Plugs and Sets


Important Information

  • I am not in the business of selling sex toys. What is available is what I have. 
  • They are all clean* and the only items that have ever been used are the D.VICE butt plugs.
  • Dildos and butt plugs are made with love in London by Babes N Horny except where noted.
  • All toys are high grade silicone.
  • There are no refunds, there are no returns, there are no discounts. These are all exceptional toys and the prices are fair.
  • All images are taken next to a small BIC lighter to provide a size reference.
 
* TBH there may be some cat hair because apparently it has more staying power than glitter.