Too Many Dicks in the Drawer
If you’ve been thinking about butt stuff, now is a great time to try something new out.
Mostly because I’ve just taken stock of My dildo drawer and rediscovered the toys that I brought home from London in order to provide to you beautiful people and instead they’ve been languishing forgotten and unloved at the back of a drawer. Also because in the mix of things I also found some butt plug sets that are most excellent for beginners and for prostate play.
- Fill in the form below with what you would like to purchase. Use the message box to detail quantities (if more than one) and colour preference if any.
- You will receive an invoice from Me. If your colour preference is no longer available, I’ll let you know.
- You pay the invoice.
- I package your order and post it. I will provide you with a tracking number.
- BUTT STUFF IS DELIVERED!
Prices
Dildos are $25 each
Butt plugs are $20 each
Butt plug sets are $50 each
Postage is AusPost standard rates. $9.20 for parcels under 500g and $13.55 for parcels up to 1kg.
Adopt a Dildo
Important Information
- I am not in the business of selling sex toys. What is available is what I have.
- They are all clean* and the only items that have ever been used are the D.VICE butt plugs.
- Dildos and butt plugs are made with love in London by Babes N Horny except where noted.
- All toys are high grade silicone.
- There are no refunds, there are no returns, there are no discounts. These are all exceptional toys and the prices are fair.
- All images are taken next to a small BIC lighter to provide a size reference.
* TBH there may be some cat hair because apparently it has more staying power than glitter.
Dildos
Butt Plugs and Sets
Important Information
- I am not in the business of selling sex toys. What is available is what I have.
- They are all clean* and the only items that have ever been used are the D.VICE butt plugs.
- Dildos and butt plugs are made with love in London by Babes N Horny except where noted.
- All toys are high grade silicone.
- There are no refunds, there are no returns, there are no discounts. These are all exceptional toys and the prices are fair.
- All images are taken next to a small BIC lighter to provide a size reference.
* TBH there may be some cat hair because apparently it has more staying power than glitter.