I’m quite excited really.There’s only one week to go until

1) My birthday, and

2) an eagerly anticipated Urban Tantra workshop with international Sex Educator Barbara Carrellas and a fabulous bevvy of Mistresses from around Australia, including the lovely Mistress Electra Amore (I hope to visit Her at Her new establishment Fetish Palace in Adelaide next year, but more on My travel plans later).

I’m not doing so much for My birthday this year, it has been long and arduous and while I’d like nothing more than to slink off to the Whitsundays for a week aboard a catamaran, I just don’t have the time. But if you’d like to treat Me to a little something special for My birthday or bring a smile to My face any time of year, here are a few suggestions:

  1. Send Me a video or montage of you dancing to Adam Sandler’s “At a Medium Pace”.
  2. Send Me a handwritten letter or amusing card, dirty poetry welcome!
    PO Box 362 Enmore NSW 2042
  3. Tickets to comedy shows or festivals
  4. Vouchers for pedicures or massages (so luxe! Have I mentioned before how much I love having My feet tended to?)
  5. Champagne
  6. More dirty poetry or naughty short stories, I love the personal touch

I still need to put up some info from The Gathering over last weekend (I had a great – albeit short – time), that should be published in the next day or so.

I hope you’re all having a fabulous week and Daylight Savings hasn’t hit you too hard.

x Mistress Penelope

Fair warning: while I’m out of town at the workshop (16-21 October) I will be super slow on the email answering. I am catching up though, I promise!

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