I’m going to have to make this post a weekly occurrence. Tuesdays at 2 sounds about right.

I routinely receive emails that give Me grave concern over the future of humanity. Anyone acquainted with Me knows how pedantic I can be about spelling, grammar and punctuation and poorly edited prose often results in conniptions. I hope you experience as much fun/blatant horror when reading these as I do when I receive them.

If you’re an author of one of these monstrosities and would like it taken down, ask Me nicely. There may be a fine or not, it really depends on the initial content, how well you apologise and how nicely you ask. If you harangue Me, I will post your email address and any other pertinent details I have to hand. It’s not nice to be rude.

Received Friday 26 October 2012

i have tryed alot of mistresses over the last year and most if not all are total crap…simply thing i ask and they seem to have a huge problem with doing it.,just want a mistress to control my bank account.

i have changed my bank card 32 times and the mistresses have either blocked it or made the bank block it…also the mistresses also think its a joke , its not a joke but i guess you have to trust someone sometime.

online banking said to one mistress that be very careful entering the username and password and dont try more than 3 times,and one mistress after 38 trys she message me and says the account is fake and now blocked.

so am now looking for a good mistress, doesnt need to be anything special..aslong as she can enter unsernames and passwords good…that is all that is required

thank you for your time

Come here pet, resistance is futile

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